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True Weird Stuff presents a Box of Darkness--Limited Edition
True Weird Stuff presents a Box of Darkness--Limited Edition
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True Weird Stuff Box of Darkness
Limited Edition Collector’s Box — Only 100 Available
Forget pumpkin spice. This season, we’re going straight into the shadows.
The True Weird Stuff Box of Darkness is a limited-edition collection of creepy, cozy, caffeinated weirdness created in partnership with Trader Bears. Only 100 boxes will be released, which means once they vanish into the fog, they’re gone for good.
Inside this sinister little package, you’ll find everything a proper Tweirdo needs for spooky season: something to sip from, something to sip, something to keep your feet warm while you fall down a true crime rabbit hole, something that smells suspiciously like bad decisions, and a few things that should probably not be investigated too closely.
Each Box of Darkness includes:
A True Weird Stuff Coffee Mug
Perfect for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or whatever potion keeps you alert during tales of mystery, murder, hauntings, history, and wildly poor judgment.
Sicilian Second Sight Dark Roast Coffee from Deadly Grounds Coffee
An 8-ounce bag of rich, dark roast coffee featuring the Godmother, Sheri Lynch. It’s bold, mysterious, and possibly strong enough to help you see things you were not meant to see.
Exclusive Creepy Crew Socks from Vampire Freaks and Trader Bears (1 pair)
One size fits most, and they’re ideal for cold nights on the couch watching Netflix documentaries about crimes you definitely would have solved by episode two.
Big House Cell Air Freshener
Criminal mastermind or Moron in the News? You decide. Hang it somewhere appropriate and enjoy the fresh scent of questionable choices.
SkeleKitty Keychain Pet
Adorable? Yes. Slightly cursed? Also yes. Made by mortals, but stitched together with scraps, shadows, and the magic of Hallows Eve.
Candy from a Windowless Black Van
We are legally obligated to suggest you enjoy it responsibly. We are also emotionally obligated to admit this may be the weirdest candy you’ll receive all year.
A Special Surprise Gift from Miss Doris Richardson
For those moments when things get too intense, too spooky, or too “why did I listen to this podcast alone in the dark?” Miss Doris has you covered.
The True Weird Stuff Box of Darkness is creepy, funny, cozy, collectible, and wonderfully unnecessary in the best possible way. It makes a perfect gift for the true weirdo in your life — or for yourself, because honestly, you’ve earned something strange.
Only 80 boxes available.
Once they’re gone, they return to the darkness.
Price: $39.99
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My hands trembled in fearful anticipation as I carefully opened the Box of Darkness, painfully aware of my inability to manage my increasingly rapid heartbeat and the sweat that was forming on my brow.
As my eyes gazed upon the contents, a scream of delight escaped the depths of my soul.
I then had to fight my offspring for said contents to remain in my possession.
Overall, a most pleasing experience.
Love drinking from my Tweirdo mug, and the coffee is delicious!!
It was fun. I gave a # of the items to other folks. Thoughtful idea.
The Box Of Darkness is the perfect amount of darkness that brings just enough joy.
It includes really cool, unique items I wouldn’t normally buy for myself.